This is a game that requires no introduction. But, as I’m here to write (also given the fact I do have a word quota to fill), I had better have a go at writing one. Ahem…

Way back in the heady days of the original Pentium processor, when 2D was still ‘okay’ and graphics cards were something that were best used in CAD; a game appeared. Well, It didn’t quite ‘appear’, it more ‘exploded’ onto the scene. The game was called Grand Theft Auto. It was a simple looking little game, viewed from a basic 2D, ‘top down’ perspective. To look at, it was nothing special, however, it’s content and gameplay cause a slight stir… Basically, you were a petty criminal working your way up the crime ladder. To get to the top you had to steal, kill, maim and do all sorts of nasty jobs, usually reserved for people called ‘Barry’ with more fingers than brain-cells. You ran riot over the city, stealing cars, killing cops and doing all these nasty things in a very graphical way (even if it was all in a cartoon style); it was all tremendous fun. However, some people saw this game as disgusting (as in those people who don’t play games) and wanted it banned. Daily Mail readers wet themselves at the thought of youngsters reanimating in-game violence, so it wasn’t long before a court case was brought about. It failed. Miserably. So, in their bid to get this game banned, they in fact made it a success, a legend, as everyone rushed out to get this game that ‘they tried to ban’. A resounding “D’oh!” from the Daily Mail readers there then…

The second game (catchily entitled Grand Theft Auto 2) passed most of us by. It was good, but the 2D graphics didn’t really cut it any more and the violence had lost its shine (there are only so many times you can run over a 2D cop). It seemed that the series had ran out of steam. But, how wrong we were…

Grand Theft Auto 3 originally came out on the PS2 and soon became the best selling PS2 title, and rightly so. So, how does the PC version look in comparison? Well, all indications are excellent and we could have another stonker on our hands, Daily Mail readers beware, the beast is back…

First things first. How does it look on the PC? Well, of course the PS2 version was no ugly duckling, so expect a slightly crisper version of the PS2 visuals. The in-game models are detailed and very fluid, shifting around at incredible speeds (especially when you get an ‘Infernus’), there is hardly any slow down, even with the hundreds of pedestrians and other NPC’s that you encounter on-screen. The weather effects are truly awesome too; it will rain, become foggy and clear to reveal brilliant sunshine, all within this living city. There are no sharp pointy bits here, my friends; it’s first-class all the way. Never has street violence been so well presented…

The in-game sounds are pretty good; too, there are plenty of screams and shouts as you go about your business, although they do repeat frequently. You can, however, never tire of hearing some of the phrases screamed at you as you car-Jack someone. All the other effects are also nice, guns sound real as do the cars (one of the best V8 engine sounds in a game ever!), you will find yourself jumping at the sound of ricochets, they are that good. As for the music, the game doesn’t really have a musical score as such. Instead you will hear radio stations when you enter vehicles. There are a wide variety of stations for you to listen to. There are Rock stations, Pop, Classical and best of all a talk station called ‘Chatterbox’, which has some very funny callers, and warrants listening to. You will find yourself stealing a car and then changing the radio to your preference. It’s quite a good little feature really.

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  1. [b]glenn[/b] Unregistered 7 years ago

    this game rocks but whats the next one gonna be like hope its twice as good

  2. Jason Unregistered 7 years ago

    Wonder what they will do with multiplayer?

  3. mafioso Unregistered 7 years ago

    there's not gonna be multiplayer for this game, they are waiting for gta4

  4. gtafreak Unregistered 7 years ago

    can't wait for this game, i think it's gonna be better than the ps2 one by a long shot; is it coming out on xbox?

  5. BUD GREEN Unregistered 7 years ago

    I was really looking forward for an xbox version of GTA3, but nonetheless this game looks quite impressive. Hopefully this game will see the light of day on the xbox.

  6. Kevin Unregistered 7 years ago

    The PC version will be better only if u're comp. has a better video card than ps2, which i do, hopefully all u people have too! =)<br><br>And wouldn't it be nice if GTA4 (if they make one) allows u to create u're own gang, make u're own gang car??? Anyone agree?????

  7. Jas Unregistered 7 years ago

    You have issues ;-)

  8. a fan Unregistered 7 years ago

    only a couple of weeks till release on pc<br>i don't think i'll go back online

  9. ben Unregistered 7 years ago

    I have the same feeling as you, SimEri. CANT WAIT!

  10. Ash Unregistered 7 years ago

    Excellent review, will definately consider investing in the game when it comes out.. Shame about what you people above said about the multiplayer version though? My dream game for quite some time consisted of similarities quite like GTA2 but involving options such as forming an alliance with other players and fight against the police or the army. Something more challenging and cooperative rather then cumbersomely doing the missions ;)

  11. Death Shade Unregistered 7 years ago

    I think that if Rockstar and all of the other componys(i know that thats spelt wrong)that were involved in the makeing of the game submit to the BILLGATESbox they are submitting thier souls to satan. I AM 100% AGIANST THE BILLbox AND I THINK THAT IT SHOULD BE DESTROYED AND ILLIMNATED FROM THIS PLANET AND SENT BACK TO H*LL WHERE IT CAME FROM, the fact that ive heard NOTHING about it comming out on The SATANbox it would quite upset me if it did. So I'll make sure to mail Rockstar about this pressing subject.

  12. Ben Unregistered 7 years ago

    Hello again Death Shade. Just a word of warning, if you are going to cuss and swear on the site, at least make sure you spell it correctly. That way we can delete it faster, as we can actually work out what the hell you are trying to say...

  13. tussnfuss Unregistered 7 years ago

    i hate the xbox too and i heard that sony is going to stryke a deal so it stays on playstation.

  14. Ali Bannana Unregistered 7 years ago

    Well, I bin a gamer since pong: GTA3 is out on the PC and my god it rocks big time.<br><br>I may be old but I know what I like :)

  15. Decky Unregistered 6 years ago

    PLEASE TELL ME IS THERE REALLY A FOURTH ISLAND
    WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU COMPLETE THE GAME 100%
    WHTA IS THAT NEW TUNNEL BESIDE THE DAM IN SHORESIDE AND WHERE DOES IT LEAD TO.

  16. ai Unregistered 6 years ago

    can I play online

  17. Jay Unregistered 6 years ago

    Look my advice to this game is DO NOT hesitate just buy the damned thing!

  18. -MOG- Unregistered 6 years ago

    I love the diablos y0 y0 homes

  19. THE GUY Unregistered 6 years ago

    I'm gonna get it Suckers

  20. THE GUY Unregistered 6 years ago

    Its THE BEST GAME IN HISTORY....

  21. THE GUY Unregistered 6 years ago

    NEVER.... THAT WAS MY IDEA

  22. MOG Unregistered 6 years ago

    ABABAB

  23. car Unregistered 6 years ago

    why in my computer the game is too slow

  24. Moe Lestor Unregistered 6 years ago

    The graphic suck so bad in this game! Go buy mafia instead

  25. Moe Unregistered 6 years ago

    The graphic suck so bad in this game! Go buy mafia instead

  26. devon landschoot Unregistered 6 years ago

    hey this is a really nice game i'm into violince and stuff like that

  27. da mac daddy Unregistered 6 years ago

    yo dose any one know were to download Grand Theft Auto3 full version for PC


    diablos 4 life homes

  28. westsidehomie Unregistered 6 years ago

    over all this games is awsom i think that all the people that dont like vedeo game violenc aer stuped!

  29. UNKNOWN Unregistered 6 years ago

    COULD YOU LET US DOWNLOAD GTA3 FROM YOUR WEBSITE?

  30. dog Unregistered 6 years ago

    where the hell can i get vice city on pc?

  31. mercedes Unregistered 6 years ago

    i want to play it right now

  32. mercedes Unregistered 6 years ago

    i want to play it right now

  33. &*^^£$^&%*&%^*$&^% Unregistered 5 years ago

    I thinkgta3was oneof thebest games inthe world

  34. SHAH Unregistered 5 years ago

    good game

  35. ivan Unregistered 5 years ago

    is there a website that u can play grand theft auto 3 or 4 as just a demo

  36. ivan Unregistered 5 years ago

    is there a website that u can play grand theft auto 3 or 4 as just a demo

  37. ivan Unregistered 5 years ago

    is there a website that u can play grand theft auto 3 or 4 as just a demo

  38. ivan Unregistered 5 years ago

    is there a website that u can play grand theft auto 3 or 4 as just a demo

  39. ivan Unregistered 5 years ago

    is there a website that u can play grand theft auto 3 or 4 as just a demo

  40. kevin Unregistered 5 years ago

    i need the demo where can i find it

  41. liam Unregistered 5 years ago

    is there going to be a ps3

  42. john Unregistered 5 years ago

    yes there is

  43. Cubaperu Unregistered 5 years ago

    I cant acces the GTA3 download site tell me how to acess it through links!!

  44. Deathrw18 Unregistered 5 years ago

    hey your site dosent work damn whats links are needed for the goddamn gta3 download >=-o

  45. Domonic lacey Unregistered 5 years ago

    i agree, at the start u should b able 2 mke 1

  46. NEOD101 Unregistered 5 years ago

    I think it's a great game and all but the weapons just aren't as good as Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

  47. Joshua Unregistered 5 years ago

    ;-)

  48. Joshua Unregistered 5 years ago

    ;-)

  49. chris Unregistered 5 years ago

    is there going to be a new grand theft auto besides vice city and 3 i herd its called miami but im not sure

  50. ramaslamma Unregistered 5 years ago

    gta III and vice city is the game I have been looking for dam this game rocks.. the only bad thing is that the interaction with other characters is limited.. Dam i wish it were an rpg game rather than action/adventure.

  51. carlos Unregistered 5 years ago

    do u know were i can download vice city

  52. GAMELORD Unregistered 5 years ago

    YO U GOT THE CHEATS 4 GTA 3

  53. Aaron Unregistered 5 years ago

    Can anyone tell me how to save a game?

  54. desmond Unregistered 5 years ago

    it iz tight

  55. Chris Davis Unregistered 5 years ago

    g i like grand theft auto 3 i don't really have a game grand theft auto3

  56. ratty Unregistered 5 years ago

    this game is not for kids under 13!!!
    just like return to castle wolfenstein is not for kids

    parents do not buy this game or any other grand theft auto for your kids until they are atleast 13 capice!

  57. ratty Unregistered 5 years ago

    this game is not for kids under 13!!!
    just like return to castle wolfenstein is not for kids

    parents do not buy this game or any other grand theft auto for your kids until they are atleast 13 capice!

  58. ratty Unregistered 5 years ago

    this game is not for kids under 13!!!
    just like return to castle wolfenstein is not for kids

    parents do not buy this game or any other grand theft auto for your kids until they are atleast 13 capice!

  59. Alex Unregistered 5 years ago

    i woul like to know also . can u tell me when u know plz

  60. hammad9999@hotmail.com Unregistered 5 years ago

    can i download this grand theft auto 3 for pc?

  61. hammad9999@hotmail.com Unregistered 5 years ago

    can i download this grand theft auto 3 for pc? free?

  62. mercedes Unregistered 5 years ago

    can we try once on the computer

  63. andrew jacobs Unregistered 5 years ago

    is there any grand theft auto demo games that i can play on my computer

  64. ummmmm... Unregistered 5 years ago

    when will the demo of GTA3 come out for the PC?

  65. tyler Unregistered 5 years ago

    why cant you get a mortocycle in grand theft auto3

  66. dean Unregistered 5 years ago

    can you make a new grandauto with better graphics and make it more excitable and new charaters in it

  67. B-roc Unregistered 5 years ago

    what up killa

  68. big ass Unregistered 5 years ago

    iam fat and have a big ass

  69. big ass Unregistered 5 years ago

    iam fat and have a big ass

  70. big ass Unregistered 5 years ago

    iam fat and have a big ass

  71. big ass Unregistered 5 years ago

    iam fat and have a big ass

  72. murtaza Unregistered 5 years ago

    how 2 play grand theft auto 3 online for free

  73. 133 44453 Unregistered 5 years ago

    What's the GTA3 guys name?

  74. mercury Unregistered 5 years ago

    coron

  75. Wtf Unregistered 4 years ago

    I WANT THIS GAME FREE FOR DOWNLOAD


    *Yes i know im bad. They need to eat too.*

  76. Viper Snake Unregistered 4 years ago

    GTA 3 was not good GTA S A WILL ROCK!
    YOU CAN RIDE A BIKE BUT :) ALL GOOD IN THE END

  77. jarskojuggalo Unregistered 4 years ago

    hey i heard that u could play these gta games online but there are lots of hackers and if anyone knows how tell me

  78. megin_59@hotmail.com Unregistered 4 years ago

    any1 got msn if u av plz can u giv me your addy!!!???

  79. DgWht@aol.com Unregistered 4 years ago

    Wow! this game is asewsome i pas this game only in three days but im a game expert all the people in the world should buy this game :)

  80. ineedgta3 Unregistered 4 years ago

    where can i download gta3 full version no hacks?

  81. codename 39 Unregistered 4 years ago

    hey everybody the guy in gta3 is called chrish dela questina

  82. Bob Unregistered 4 years ago

    I'm Bob

  83. HellSpawn Unregistered 4 years ago

    does anyone know if you can undo game cheats for gta on the ps2 ?

  84. Hairy Johnson Unregistered 4 years ago

    THIS GAME KICKS!!!!!!!!!!

  85. ashlegh Unregistered 4 years ago


    :-D
    i think its the best game ever

  86. 1223 Unregistered 4 years ago

    lol

  87. Mark Hill Unregistered 4 years ago

    I Like Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
    For Playstation2 It Great Game
    I Play it Every Day It Wonderful Level

  88. chard Unregistered 4 years ago

    :-p gta rules

  89. nashee Unregistered 4 years ago

    do any of you guys know were i can download the gta that was on the computer before vice city was even out

  90. nigaratchi Unregistered 4 years ago

    gta 3 licks balls gta:san andreas is the greatest

  91. NoNick Unregistered 4 years ago

    I wonder when Rockstargames will launch GTA SA for PC ??? :-D

  92. juan barajas Unregistered 4 years ago

    rockstar games rules like h*ll

  93. alex bal Unregistered 4 years ago

    rockstargames are cooler than any other games names

  94. Slipknot_666 Unregistered 4 years ago

    grand theft auto games r awsome

  95. pit Unregistered 4 years ago

    i can not play this gama please helpme

  96. Buddy Unregistered 4 years ago

    were can u get a free download for GTA 3

  97. lillie Unregistered 4 years ago

    I have played GTA3 a lot of times and i love the game.
    If my bro could find the game I would of been playing it now.

  98. RAINBOW Unregistered 4 years ago

    GT3 IS BRILL AND I LOVE IT I THINK THIS SITE IS GUD COS U CAN SAY WOT U THINK . IF ANYONE READS THIS COULD THEY PLEASE REPLY COS I REALLY WANNA TALK 2 SUM 1 . I DONT CARE WHO JUST ANY 1

  99. ory Unregistered 4 years ago

    niks

  100. Adam Unregistered 4 years ago

    I think i speak for everyone in this forum when i say could you please be quiet Death Shade, if you dont like the xbox go and diss it in the Ps2 forums you utter conk

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