Aha, another installment in the computer-game equivalent of Police Academy. Now I am duty bound to write more than fifty words on this new expansion pack for the bafflingly popular but you are in no way required to read the whole review, so you can skip on down to the last paragraph if you so choose.

Okay, for those of you still here I am going to be brief and shall try to make this as enjoyable as possible. I'm in Florida at the moment and so obviously have better things to do than write about EA's latest ruse to separate people from their money, and I'm sure y'all can think of something else you'd rather spend the 2-6 minutes it would take to read a normal sized review, (think away, I can't be arsed for there's a steak on the barbie).

Sims Superstar is what, the fifth, sixth udder to be attached to the cash-cow that is the Sims. In this stellar new adventure you can take your Sims to new heights, scaling the slippery cliff of celebrity till your eyes bleed or sanity makes a return. There are three new career paths to choose from; you can propel your Sim into the worlds of either the star, pop-artist or fashion. Wow, get to turn a bunch of pixels into a better looking bunch of pixels. Anyway, there is a new experience bar to fill up, the 'fame' bar, represented by a rising grade of half-stars, up to the full five-star treatment. Which leads me to a digression, where's the bands? I want to be Five-Star, not One-Star; get the mansions, the cars, the bad accountants and then degenerate into a pathetically sad has-been, eyes rolling in the head like the empty champagne bottles used to do beside the Jacuzzi, back when we 'wiz famous. Unfortunately, like all of the Sims games, this is living of the most sterile kind, so there's no dealer option on the telephone and your model alter-ego doesn't vomit all over the place. If you could snort virtual Charlie and shag virtual groupies then I might give this a chance. But seeing as none of the things that real celebrities do, hell, the very things that people want to become celebrities for, are available to the player, my interest is, understandably, low.

Instead the player is wooed with the prospect of actually being able to follow their Sims to work for the first time - there's more than twelve new social interactions, three new locations corresponding to each career path and oodles of new doo-daas to plaster all over your fake home and office. You can drive around in limos! Hire butlers! Win Awards! Yes this is a big expansion, I'll give it that. The thing even comes on two discs, has an annoying install glitch on XP and even gives you the joyous option of installing AOL 8 on your computer. One full package I tell you, probably the best value expansion to the Sims so far. Probably not the last though, unless there's only three months until Sims the second is released.

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  1. Jason 6 years ago Staff

    Great, just what the world needs - another Sims game.

  2. TemplarMONK Unregistered 6 years ago

    I agree Jason...sick of addons for this game...then we have to put with The Sims 2 when that comes out.

  3. mums Unregistered 6 years ago

    köö

  4. Matt Unregistered 6 years ago

    I really hate the Sims games, they should stop making them they suck!

  5. Cathy Unregistered 6 years ago

    I don't see why someone who obviously greatly dislikes the Sims and who apparently had better things to do than to write any type of review, is being made to publish a review for this game at all.
    Yes, the game is a lot more complicated than the original, but all the little snide remarks are not what someone who is considering purchasing the game needs to read. It's really quite opinionated.
    I hope you enjoyed your steak, after ripping apart a game that you had no interest in, in the first place.

  6. Jason 6 years ago Staff

    You don't like it? Then you don't have to read it...

    Seems pretty simple to me

  7. ????? Unregistered 6 years ago

    the sims is cool

  8. Dome N. Unregistered 6 years ago

    This game is excellent. Since i'm ugly and will never become a Superstar, i have fun making up i am...
    I luuv it!!!

  9. Josh Unregistered 6 years ago

    Right, I used to really enjoy the sims, but surely there is some sort of limitation to how many they can make.

    This is something like the 987th edition and is really a bit of a flop. Sure, in theory its great, but add up how much money you've wasted on this load of crap - and is it worth it? I know people who have paid £100 on the Sims games and after two weeks, they're bored. The only good thing about these games is seeing what the next sequel will be!

  10. Joanna Unregistered 6 years ago

    After I install Sims Superstar, I try to start it, but it just won`t play. It saids that I`ve got wrong CD. What should I do? Help, please!

  11. toro Unregistered 6 years ago

    i bought sims game third time because whenever i try to open the game it will be written that cd is copywrighted.even though i have the original version.please do something

  12. jmwstruve@msn.com Unregistered 5 years ago

    I was looking fokr a trial for sims superstar but I
    don't see it

  13. jmwstruve@msn.com Unregistered 5 years ago

    I was looking fokr a trial for sims superstar but I
    don't see it

  14. jmwstruve@msn.com Unregistered 5 years ago

    I was looking fokr a trial for sims superstar but I
    don't see it

  15. jmwstruve@msn.com Unregistered 5 years ago

    I was looking fokr a trial for sims superstar but I
    don't see it

  16. aras Unregistered 5 years ago

    I now this game are excellent

  17. wutever Unregistered 5 years ago

    this game is the best ever..i have never been so attracted to a game in my life...but sims made it to the top in my opinion. ;-)

  18. hunter_cro Unregistered 5 years ago

    where to download sims superstar patch?? please

  19. hunter_cro 5 years ago

    where can I download sims superstar patch?? please

  20. ,jk Unregistered 5 years ago

    .kj.kl

  21. ,jk Unregistered 5 years ago

    .kj.kl

  22. Dana Jedziniak Unregistered 5 years ago

    You think im dumb,I have the sims super star.it is old not new and lame!!!:P

  23. Dana Jedziniak Unregistered 5 years ago

    You think im dumb,I have the sims super star.it is old not new and lame!!!Your a jackass to think its cool!:-P

  24. kayleigh Unregistered 5 years ago

    iwant to play

  25. grim_reaper Unregistered 5 years ago

    how do you make a sequence for the sims when modelling

    Seductive - energetic - artisitic ??????

    PLZ HLP

  26. grim_reaper Unregistered 5 years ago

    Clair the bear where are you????????????

  27. grim_reaper Unregistered 5 years ago

    CLAIR THE BEAR
    soz i got the website wrong =(

    if you see this message i've come off the internet and gone on the sims =)

    leave me a message and i 'll talk to you later!!!

    thnx GRIM_ REAPER

  28. cheSca Unregistered 5 years ago

    how do u become the greatest superstar even w/o the black rose? :-(

  29. hat Unregistered 5 years ago

    Dear reader
    i think that this website is very rubbish and you should put a 10minuite tryout on it

  30. just ME Unregistered 5 years ago

    hey , does anyone know where i can find a "demo" of the sims superstar
    thnx

  31. ??? Unregistered 5 years ago

    honestly i like the sims but theres no need to get obsessed. let maxis keep making games, i mean they make good money off of them!!! and let the crazed fans buy them all! but if ur sooo obsessed its kinda like ur hiding ur bad life and making it good on the sims!

  32. Any Unregistered 5 years ago

    I can;t install the sims superstar.Installation is stop at 14%.Please help me...

  33. Linz Unregistered 5 years ago

    OMG! Why do u guys hate the Sims so much!!?? I luuuuuv that game!

  34. Just Dan Unregistered 5 years ago

    Listen, as far as all of the posters that left bad remarks. DO BUY OR PLAY THE DAMN GAMES! And certainly don't add to any forum. If we all wanted any lip off you, we would check your (Use one that applies) momma's, daddy's, sisters, brothers, aunts, uncles zipper. Peace

  35. Lorandka Unregistered 5 years ago

    OK
    So Ihave not red the article, and i don't care.
    The sims is the best computer game.
    Nothing beats the original The Sims.
    Sim On

  36. becky boo Unregistered 5 years ago

    how do u play it on the internet if u car't can u please put it on please

  37. munky Unregistered 5 years ago

    where can I download sims superstar?

  38. cherbear Unregistered 5 years ago

    Where can i download Sims Superstar

  39. cierra Unregistered 5 years ago

    i think they rule so shutup

  40. cate cruz Unregistered 5 years ago

    im having problems installing my sims i=unleashed.makin magic,superstar?...but i was able to install sim {the 1st one.}...livin large...hotdate...and vacation..GUYS..wud u help me out!..like u addict na rin ako sa sims!!...tnx

  41. U No Who/ ;^0 Unregistered 5 years ago

    If sims supastar doesnt go onto your computer, like if it stops at %14 loaded, your computer is to slow or youneed pentium 4 prcessor :-p.

  42. pooria Unregistered 5 years ago

    The Sims is the better strtegy game in the world .

  43. pooria Unregistered 5 years ago

    The Sims is the better strtegy game in the world .
    :-)

  44. Dizzy Unregistered 5 years ago

    I love sims superstar!!!
    :-)

  45. Stucof Unregistered 5 years ago

    How do u get cars???? I mean i've tried everything in Superstar, Hot date, Unleashed, and House Party!!!! Please if u can answer my question tell me thank u so much if u can!!

  46. olis Unregistered 5 years ago

    hat i need making Magic codes pplleeaassee

  47. 11-year old Unregistered 5 years ago

    where can i find the sims demo, i want to buy it but since its teen my mom wants to demo it

  48. 11-Year old Unregistered 5 years ago

    I did a google search 20 times already and cant find any demos ont the Sims game maybe they have some on the download section on this site

  49. HOT SAUCE CHUBA Unregistered 5 years ago

    Where can i download a demo of this game!

  50. Sasami Unregistered 5 years ago

    What does one have to do in order to become a model

  51. HELP SOMEONE PLEASE READ THIS MESSAGE IM DESPRATE Unregistered 5 years ago

    is there a cheat that makes your sim a super star with out all the work, and is there a cheat that raises your sims skill levels like logic, creativity, and all that stuff and is there a cheat that keeps your sim satified or happy all the time
    ;(

  52. ashley Unregistered 5 years ago

    i would really like 2 play a demo of the sims so i can c if i want 2 buy it plz put out a demo

  53. Invader_gir Unregistered 5 years ago

    Ok. Here's the thing: some of you people are obsessing over the game. Others, however, are obsessing over hating the game. If you don't want to be obsessed, then shut up. Oh, and it's not that bad of a game. Not the best, but if it helps losers feel good about themselves...

  54. Fool Rong Ximg Unregistered 5 years ago

    Sims r only for boring people,everyday same old thing.

  55. Strider Boy 4 Unregistered 5 years ago

    The sims is just a great idea and a fun game. If you think it has 2 many add ons just look at Half Life, THE greatest game in me opinion. Great games need many addons!!! :-D

  56. Liquids Unregistered 5 years ago

    i haven,t got to play it yet but it sounds great do u think so

  57. i need help! Unregistered 5 years ago

    Look i am not desprate but i do need help so plz....
    i need cheat code 4 superstar cuz my sims still are not popular and their skill are all full and i have an agent but i cant get further so plz help:):)

  58. fart Unregistered 5 years ago

    this game rocks

  59. aalia Unregistered 5 years ago

    I have never ever been on sims that is why i want sims . And my big sister called amreen are begging to download sims.Please could you tell us how to put it on sims .I begg you tell us how to put sims.

  60. chelle Unregistered 5 years ago

    how can u get stars on superstar?????
    i only have half of one, and evrywhere shoos me away
    HEL:P :(
    xoxo

  61. chlojo Unregistered 5 years ago

    like omg help i cant figure out how to get famous so if u could help me by giving me the step by step proses on how to get famous i wouldso totaly love u

  62. ????!!!!!! Unregistered 5 years ago

    i love the sims but i do not know hgow to be a star . :p

  63. leanne Unregistered 4 years ago

    i love the sims im the biggest fan i have all the games + the sims 2
    but i want there to be a cheat so you can get all 5 stars on the sims superstar

  64. leanne Unregistered 4 years ago

    i love the sims im the biggest fan i have all the games + the sims 2
    but i want there to be a cheat so you can get all 5 stars on the sims superstar

  65. Kris Unregistered 4 years ago

    WOW,I LOVE THE SIMS SUPERSTAR IT ROCKS,BUT I WISH IT HAD MORE CHEATS,I LOVE IT ANYWAY!!!!!

  66. Christian Woods Unregistered 4 years ago

    Will you please give me a cheat for a three story house?:-( i love the sims!~! this is a kool website and if you guys hate it sooo much why did u come on here!

  67. Daniel Unregistered 4 years ago

    No demos have ever been released for the sims (any version) so stop asking for the demos. In the sims all expansions you can become a superstar, by either working the old fashion way or just making a charm. Thats the easiest way. If you sims game doesnt work you need pentium 4 and windows xp for it to work.

  68. Dia Unregistered 4 years ago

    I LOVE SIMS

  69. Jonna Unregistered 4 years ago

    Hmm...Could somebody tell me were I can download Sims Games?? :-)

  70. ? Unregistered 4 years ago

    I Cant Get Stars!!

  71. lizzie Unregistered 4 years ago

    would you come out with me !

  72. AMY Unregistered 4 years ago

    Hi can u play a sim demo on this site,if u can please tell me how as i will be very greatful:)

  73. yea Unregistered 4 years ago

    This game is excellent. Since i'm hot and will never become a Superstar, i have fun making up i am...
    I luuv it!!!


  74. yea Unregistered 4 years ago

    This game is excellent. Since i'm hot and will never become a Superstar, i have fun making up i am...
    I luuv it!!!


  75. hi Unregistered 4 years ago

    matt the sims games do not suck they are really cool

  76. jg Unregistered 4 years ago

    the sims is the coolst

  77. simslover Unregistered 4 years ago

    what do i do! is there anyway i can download sims superstar for free on the internet?

  78. Lachlan Unregistered 4 years ago

    how do you get past the 2 and a half star?

  79. Aggster Unregistered 4 years ago

    I LOVE THE SIMS!! IT IS LIKE THE COOLEST IDEA FOR A COMPUTER GAME!! THERE ARE SO MANY CHEATS THAT YOU CAN DO TO MAKE THE GAME MORE FUN! ALL YOU HATERS SUCK!! THE SIMS ROCKS MY WORLD!! :-P

  80. Ashley Unregistered 4 years ago

    There are some cheats like rosebud; to give you more money but i dont think that there are demo's you just have to trust me on this BUY THE GAME! cause it is so fun!!!!

  81. sorcha Unregistered 4 years ago

    hey cathy and angelfish way to go girls they must be real sad losers if they are going to wast their time trying to tell everyone sims is crap. now i will addimitt sims aint da best game in da world but it is still gud and if u h8 it so much then y r u on this website in da first place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so if u ask me u should get out more!!!!!!!!!

  82. Penny Unregistered 4 years ago

    So so peru in other cool!
    ;-)

  83. rainbow Unregistered 4 years ago

    hey penny wot da hell did u mean?

  84. Rachelle Unregistered 4 years ago

    wher can i play this the sims superstar game?

  85. Taylor Unregistered 4 years ago

    Uhh. this might sound dumb but does sims supertstar come on ANY consoles???

  86. s8rchi13 Unregistered 4 years ago

    I absolutley LOVE the sims games!!!
    i can't wait until sims 2 comes out on gamecube!!!
    :-D

  87. um..........;) Unregistered 4 years ago

    hi i love the sims its really fun to play and if u r u gettin poor if u have the pc u can press ctrl+shift+c and a box wil pop up on the left corner type rosebud and you have $1000 lol ok bye:)

  88. o7ka4eNa7a Unregistered 4 years ago

    I want download Sims Superstar ! how ?

  89. The Master Unregistered 4 years ago

    Good News for all you people that want to play the Sims Superstar Expansion Pack!! Wal*Mart Just started selling the Expansion Pack for $9.99. The Sims Unleased is also $9.99. I like the sims but not obsessed with it. Oh one more thing. You can't get cars on the PC Sims games. It is only done by carpool.

  90. sophie Unregistered 4 years ago

    make it so you can play the sims

  91. taleya durham Unregistered 4 years ago

    who ever dont like the sims superstar they suck

  92. taleya durham Unregistered 4 years ago

    who ever dont like the sims superstar they suck

  93. john cena Unregistered 4 years ago

    go to jumbo cheat code click on pc windows go to s then look 4 sims superstar.

  94. john cena Unregistered 4 years ago

    go to jumbo cheat code click on pc windows go to s then look 4 sims superstar.

  95. john cena Unregistered 4 years ago

    go to jumbo cheat code click on pc windows go to s then look 4 sims superstar.

  96. James Sims Unregistered 4 years ago

    Just Kidding

  97. charlotte Unregistered 4 years ago

    im sorry to say this but the sims super star was quite a dissapointment the new furniture is great but there could have been a bit more and the game is absolutly impossible i mean how can u make a celebrity your freind if all u can do is ask for there autograph and tell them yur there biggest fan i would love to make my sim a super star but its just to hard so i neaver bother playing on it becouse its to hard so could you please bring out some cheats for the game so its easyer to play.

  98. bec Unregistered 4 years ago

    how do you becom famous?i have tried a million times it never works out!

  99. courtney Unregistered 4 years ago

    how do u get stars i have never got 1 please email me at courtneygass@shaw.ca to tell me how thank u very much

  100. Pearson Unregistered 4 years ago

    what cheat do i use for the sims super to make them famus?

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